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A local fisherman in a small Mexican village was unloading his modest catch at the dock. An American tourist approached and complimented him on the quality of his fish. He asked how long it took to catch the 5 Tilapia.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life.”
The American interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”
“And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?” asked the Mexican.
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,” answered the American, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”





April 25th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Nice writing style. Looking forward to reading more from you.
Chris Moran
April 25th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Loved this post.
The picture is amazing, it looks like the two of them are discussing something extremely important. We all knew Johnny was wise beyond his years.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Wise? He looks like he’s got a diaper full of gerber applesauce.
lets see if we can get him to chime in ;)
April 25th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
wow! i want to be just the fisherman! his life sounds perfect!
April 25th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter: I would relax… I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he’s broke, don’t do s***.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
@ Peter G Haha you sure know how to class up a story
June 18th, 2008 at 6:33 am
very very nice.
that pic is great sul.